1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:07,600 so you guys found yourselves walking down some stairs and the steps descend to a walkway that 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:14,240 appears to stretch across infinite space so it's heaven are these constellations and things 4 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:19,519 we're seeing the same different ones as we saw when we were in the maze all new and exciting 5 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:25,519 like we're in a different different other different space god damn portal jumping 6 00:00:25,519 --> 00:00:33,519 zonthal's tower maze business all right i i open that door you see two massive hour glasses 7 00:00:33,519 --> 00:00:39,439 that occupy this irregularly shaped chamber slumped against the wall at the far side of 8 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:44,560 the chamber is the cultist who called to you from the balcony of the tower his dark 9 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:50,879 robes are charred and torn and a blue dragon mask is clutched in his red stained hands okay 10 00:00:51,359 --> 00:00:56,560 i'm gonna hustle over there and check for a pulse there is no pulse there's no sign of breath 11 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:00,880 i mean it seems a little anticlimactic he's just here and he's just dead you begin to 12 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:07,599 walk down this hallway that curves to the left as you walk and you begin to see a light 13 00:01:07,599 --> 00:01:15,599 shining out as the corridor opens into a room set with comfortable looking oversized 14 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:22,000 furnishing in the center of the room a red-skinned creature wearing armor of flame bronze and 15 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:28,640 volcanic stone sits cross-legged on the floor he looks up and he lets a big smile across 16 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:37,360 his face and he says hello welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons we are dnd fifth edition actual 17 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:42,400 play podcast and i'm your dungeon master Russ More and with me today is Amy More 18 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:47,680 yeah did you know that probably best way of being avoided like avoiding getting murdered in your 19 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:52,400 sleep is by keeping your eyes closed and still pretending to sleep when you think you hear an 20 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:59,520 intruder fun fact also i play yeah i'm estasia these are the thoughts that i have when i wake 21 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:05,920 up at 2 a.m and think i hear something i just close my eyes and i'm all like nobody no axe 22 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,080 murderer wants to just kill someone in their bed while they're sleeping they want you to 23 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:14,640 like get up and run and stuff so i assumed they would just come over loom over your bed and i'd 24 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:22,000 be like peaceful is all ghetto and then and then they wouldn't kill me hey there are other 25 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:31,120 people on this podcast too and their names are carla johnson so when i'm in the shower by 26 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:40,400 myself continue i sometimes will sing like a really upbeat song because i think sort of 27 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:46,800 the same thing like no one could murder me to this song it's so like peppy and fun like no 28 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:53,840 one can axe murder me when i'm like grooving this radly and i find you laura moonbrook 29 00:02:54,479 --> 00:03:02,000 and i can't wait for his tale tom laird you know i sometimes think along the same lines as carla 30 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:08,159 that no one's gonna murder you to a peppy upbeat song but then a little movie came along called 31 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:13,599 american psycho and that totally nipped that theory right in the bud because that huey lewis 32 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:19,360 tune is a banger and yet jared leto still gets totally axe murdered and i play flint fire 33 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,640 beard hashtag last time carla takes a shower 34 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:31,520 you've ruined showers for showers are done it's over goodness so i'm not sure what turn that 35 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:36,800 all of this has taken but you should go to facebook.com and go check out our group over 36 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:43,040 there and for this kind of amazing pretty solid gold stuff in the news song into our 37 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:49,359 facebook thing that we have for our spotify music list because i'll forget that we mentioned huey 38 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:54,079 lewis in the news and forget to put it in there so you can go remind me thank you for doing that 39 00:03:54,079 --> 00:04:02,239 you're totally welcome so we play Dumbgeons and Dragons at some point i mean once in a while 40 00:04:02,879 --> 00:04:07,359 i mean this is i think the longest it's taken to get through just the introductions 41 00:04:07,359 --> 00:04:10,639 that is certainly i think it's the introductions you're right maybe one 42 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:15,280 of our most unique introductions but it's okay we're gonna get we're gonna get right to it now 43 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:20,800 we're because we're gonna roll right into it and talk about uh our patron of the episode 44 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:26,160 no you know what we've noticed how popular murder related podcasts are so now that's what 45 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:32,800 we are we're a murder related murder adjacent podcast res i tried i was so good that was 46 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:37,040 good that was a good setup and it was teed up and i thought tom was going to take it away 47 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:43,120 you know what tom did tom came up it's a t-ball and he just kicked it from underneath the ball 48 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:48,080 so it's as i was swinging the ball i did the old lucy with the football and just ripped it away 49 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:54,400 from him so yeah you can find us on Patreon i think is where we're going with that Patreon.com 50 00:04:54,400 --> 00:05:02,320 slash dumb dragon cast where for just a buck you can get some sweet murder podcasts yeah true 51 00:05:02,319 --> 00:05:07,920 and where we where we play games uh we're well i mean we murder hey we certainly murder people 52 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:12,319 they are definitely murdering people and the second one it's it's very mysterious and 53 00:05:12,319 --> 00:05:16,719 thriller like and there may be who knows what's happening there there could be plenty of 54 00:05:16,719 --> 00:05:22,639 murders could be you're gonna be sock puppets you don't know subscribe to find out um but 55 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:27,839 also you get an episode dedicated to you and today's episode is dedicated to the lovely 56 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:34,400 cat water flame hey thanks cat thank you you're awesome feel free to tell us what song you 57 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:39,520 don't want to be murdered to on the facebook group oh i'd love to know i mean any song 58 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,920 but like the one you think protects you good facebook starters happening within the episode 59 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,040 i really like we'll forget by the time we're done recording and then they're gonna come out 60 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,160 we're gonna be excited you know what that does though that passes the buck off to the 61 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:54,640 listener right to go start that thread yeah all those great people in that group that always 62 00:05:54,719 --> 00:06:00,000 do start good threads they're just delights aren't they they really are so wonderful i mean part of 63 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:06,959 being a patron is also getting homework every good day that's true true so yep yeah if you 64 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:13,439 want to pay us money to do work for us sign up come on come on you studious patrons 65 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:17,439 it's like you're part of your notebooks yeah you become just part of the podcast it's 66 00:06:17,439 --> 00:06:25,600 just a good thing fuck it let's play dnd yay yay previously you guys spent oh it was almost 67 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:32,240 like we spent two whole episodes talking about hourglasses almost like but forgetting the name 68 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:40,319 hourglass yep so as you head down the corridor light shines out ahead and flint was the first 69 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:46,639 one to get to the opening of this chamber that had comfortable looking oversized furnishings 70 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:53,599 in the center of the room and a red-skinned hulking creature wearing armor of flame and bronze 71 00:06:53,599 --> 00:07:01,039 and volcanic stones sits cross-legged on the floor studying a chessboard hello there and as 72 00:07:01,039 --> 00:07:07,360 you stand staring at the room he says pardon me excuse my manners my name is terrasse the fair 73 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:13,439 and who are you uh hey terrasse uh flint Firebeard here lovely to meet you flint 74 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:20,560 he extends a hand and i gladly shake it as he extends the hand everybody kind of catches 75 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:27,759 up behind you thea you see along the threshold of the room as flint is about to step into the 76 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:37,040 room a line of what looks like sand or salt flint wait what's up just this doesn't look 77 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:44,879 right um can i roll to just like roll like um maybe uh i don't know i'll like to roll 78 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:50,640 and i don't know like an arcana like if i know what this is like if it's for like a spell i 79 00:07:50,640 --> 00:08:02,080 rolled a uh 22 uh you definitely see that it's salt okay but do i know different spells but 80 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:06,160 she doesn't know is that like containing him come on she's magic as fuck she probably 81 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:12,320 knows i'm zero percent magic in real life and i carla johnson know salt means something 82 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:18,400 salt's usually yeah it's some sort of barrier yeah there you go thank you right we know our 83 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:26,400 lore we know stuff we know things we've seen hocus pocus tis the season it is okay so 84 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:32,320 with a 22 you see the salt across the barrier but you also look further into the room and 85 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:38,400 see that at least from the view that you have that it extends around the perimeter of this room 86 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:45,840 was it uh taraz you said yes yes and he leans forward a little further i have to ask her as 87 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:53,440 what's with the salt on the floor he looks down oh yes yes the salt well you see my friend 88 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:00,560 uh flint it was right that's that's correct yep right yes um i've been trapped here 89 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:07,040 for quite some time by none other than the great xanthor oh well this must have been a 90 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:12,240 while then because he has not been around for a long time i have been you have no idea 91 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:20,320 how long i have been here by myself playing chess by myself he trapped me here which 92 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:28,000 removed my powers just to be his little puppet playing this game of chess can i do 93 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:33,440 a history check to see if i know exactly how long it's been how long xanthor has been dead 94 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:39,840 yeah is that what you're looking for yeah absolutely all right oh nat 20 well that's a waste 95 00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:47,279 you know fucking everything about xanthor it is unbelievable i should know god damn everything 96 00:09:47,279 --> 00:09:52,480 about xanthor though you actually have a xanthor tattoo it's nuts you are like number one fan 97 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:58,000 pull out a little mole scan and i'm like let me flip to my xanthor pages uh yeah we'll say that 98 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:05,360 xanthor has been deceased i mean we've never really set a year but i mean xanthor has been 99 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:12,960 deceased for somewhere between 150 to 200 years so almost uh 200 years you've been down here hey 100 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:19,200 oh has it been that long already uh yeah that's what i'm telling you yes yes it's been that 101 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:27,600 long yeah hey sorry uh yeah amastasia um lovely to meet you as well yes so i'm just i'm just 102 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:36,160 getting a vibe here so you just seem like a real open guy of course one of us walks over this 103 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:45,040 barrier yes place chess with you the winner leaves okay well is that how it works is this 104 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:49,040 how are you trying to escape like i think she's asking if we're going to be trapped 105 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:56,559 after we cross over this salt it was is imbued with to keep me behind the salt i i don't believe 106 00:10:57,279 --> 00:11:06,079 it's for anybody else so why was that you see xanthor had an affinity with elementals and 107 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:12,799 genies and all that sort of thing and i being the great taraz the fair was quite the 108 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:21,600 the trophy piece so to speak he wanted to study my connection with the elements and that was 109 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:29,440 that was it and he trapped me here he didn't like do anything he didn't deserve it yeah can 110 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:34,560 i roll to see if he actually is fair sure what do you what do you okay like fair in looks or 111 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:38,560 fair in temperament what are we going for here exactly like history like do i do i know 112 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:45,360 about this guy probably not but i worked in a library oh fuck off with your library roll 113 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:50,640 for your library fuck off with your backstory amy how dare you i know right how dare i use my 114 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:58,080 motherfucking backstory 14 this specific elemental you probably haven't heard of 115 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:06,560 what makes you so fair i have the power to grant wishes to those who so desire 116 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:12,800 so you're a genie oh i have similar powers to a gene yes oh this is like your bottle 117 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:18,720 i suppose oh okay i get it now i was very confused by that comment initially 118 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:26,480 i was with you thank you i was right there with you sorry was this the only path for us to go 119 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:32,560 like like just can we just leave him here just curious out of what were you down here for 120 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:42,080 oh we were trying to find our friend who was down here trying to escape and so we came down 121 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:48,560 looking for him your friend oh well there was someone not too long before you came down 122 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:54,560 a wizard perhaps of sorts longish brown hair doesn't ring a bell did he did he tell you 123 00:12:54,560 --> 00:13:00,880 his name no he did he did much the same came down this way and i i asked him to come in 124 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:06,480 and stay but he he looked very panicked and ran the other direction was he holding anything 125 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:13,679 you know he was holding something it looks perhaps like a mask might have been blue 126 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:18,480 perhaps a tinge of green it's a little bit darker down here oh yeah we found him that 127 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:24,399 was our friend oh you found him yeah and is he all right he didn't look well oh no he's 128 00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:30,959 very dead yeah he's definitely dead now just to clarify we're not cold evil monsters he wasn't 129 00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:37,360 so much our friend as a person we were looking for sounds bad of course our friend 130 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:43,199 and then be like yeah oh no super dead soup's dead super dead i get it it's fine i understand 131 00:13:43,199 --> 00:13:50,000 i understand it was just out for the money i i totally get you uh but i'm very sorry to 132 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:55,200 i mean trying to save the world isn't really out for the money but all right like i mentioned 133 00:13:55,200 --> 00:14:01,600 before flint i've been stuck down here for nearly 200 years how do we get a wish all you 134 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:08,879 have to do is break the salt and it allows me to have my powers back so what i'm seems 135 00:14:08,879 --> 00:14:16,320 like a bad idea yeah why didn't our friend break the salt and cure his um his affliction 136 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:22,960 and panic this i don't know people in with great desire to to hide and he looked like 137 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:27,600 he was trying to escape something perhaps he was panicking i don't always think the most 138 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:33,280 clearly um i i kind of huddle around them and i was like guys i want to wish for guacamole 139 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:40,560 i know but i i totally get it but what we need to remember is that the cult was here they 140 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:44,960 knew this guy was here and the cult didn't let him out like how bad is this dude that 141 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:48,480 the cult of the dragon wasn't trying to get him working for him like fair enough i guess 142 00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:55,600 that's a pretty fair comment i have a question about your wishes yes my dear so can you wish 143 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,440 for people like back from the dead people to fall in love like are there any limits to your 144 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:06,240 wishes like is there anything you can't do i mean a wish is a wish i have i have endless 145 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:12,320 power and can do anything that's factually correct he's got you there except i mean a 146 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:20,720 wish is a wish the salt now if we just step over this salt does that mean you're still imprisoned 147 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:26,960 yes as a matter of fact it does can i roll a deception check on that russ see if i get any 148 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:32,640 like weird vibes from him or if he's straight up are you looking to deceive him about stepping 149 00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:46,720 over the salt oh my god another fucking crit this is serious i'm wasting all my good ones 150 00:15:51,679 --> 00:15:59,120 which part are you looking to figure out the insight for okay uh mainly i just want to know 151 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:04,560 if we can enter the the salt uh and if he's still contained and maybe if there's still some 152 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:12,399 insight left over if his wishes are wishes comment seems true give me also a either a history or an 153 00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:16,399 arcana check as well to go along with that okay i'll do history because that's much better 154 00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:21,440 for me than arcana all right let me just are arcana the wrong is it arcana oh it's all the 155 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:27,279 same shit arcana arcana it's all it's just like tomato tomato you know it's it's just 156 00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:41,279 uh that's 17 17 russ okay so you get the sense um that what he's telling you is probably not true 157 00:16:42,079 --> 00:16:48,959 in that uh elementals don't have the ability to grant wishes yeah that seemed crazy right off 158 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:57,680 the top you also get the sense that whatever is binding him here might be keeping him here 159 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:06,079 but probably isn't stopping whatever power he does have it's merely contained within 160 00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:13,360 within the salt okay so we definitely get the sense that he could fucking nuke us if we walked 161 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:17,200 in there if he so wanted to i won't put it in so many words but you get the sense 162 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,799 that something's wrinkly okay 163 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:28,480 a little wrinkle there's a wrinkle in time guys guys if you can help us get guacamole back i 164 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:33,840 i i worry that this is my only shot i i don't know where she is i'm kind of freaking out 165 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:42,240 what do you think should i go in it just seems so risky although i know that 166 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:48,079 my word isn't worth a lot right now but i want you to get guac back but 167 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:52,960 i don't know it's so weird that he's in here and they weren't using him and 168 00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:59,519 just seems risky uh taraz i have a few more questions about these wishes 169 00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:06,319 that you say you're able to grant yes master flint um it doesn't seem like it's maybe 170 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:13,919 100 truthful on your end so maybe level with me about that and we'll see what we can do about 171 00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:22,399 breaking that salt okay okay i mean you yourself stated that xanthal loved elementals yes and i 172 00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:27,359 mean when we asked if you were a genie you kind of skirted around that fact so nobody 173 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:33,039 here thinks he are so like what's what's with these wishes that you're promising 174 00:18:33,039 --> 00:18:39,119 well you seem to have caught me in my own ruse to try and free myself 175 00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:43,920 i don't get it you're trapped you're gonna say whatever you can say to like get people in here 176 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:50,240 but i just like what's the deal here xanthal has as as prisoned me down here had prisoned me 177 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:55,680 down here imprisoned me down here is the word i'm looking for that's one i'm a very 178 00:18:55,680 --> 00:19:02,639 intelligent being clearly i can tell by your voice yes very real and you're correct in that 179 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:09,120 the dealings that i've had with people have been fruitless to this point in order to escape so i 180 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:14,800 might have bent the truth a little bit and it it pains me to say so and i regret my decision 181 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:21,759 to do that why wouldn't anyone let you out before i mean would you let a giant fire elemental 182 00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:27,520 clad in armor with a scimitar this size and he holds up a massive scimitar that's larger 183 00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:32,319 than any of you uh it's not really the size that counts and i turn around and i walk out 184 00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:37,200 i'm trying to be on the level with you via via what are the names of your friends 185 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:43,359 so why the name the fair if you're kind of lying all the time here that doesn't seem like 186 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:51,440 someone who's fair would would behave that way many years ago i was fair and just in the fight 187 00:19:52,160 --> 00:20:00,640 for for freedoms and righteous abilities to bring peace to the world and whose freedoms are those 188 00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:06,480 oh i'm Nulara by the way oh pleasure i've been meaning to get around the room here to 189 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:10,720 to do formal introductions that is flamey kens now we've all been introduced yeah hey mother 190 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:19,680 so who were you fighting to protect many many people i was i was no but like specifically 191 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:25,680 i was a a hired hand in the great blood war you know the blood war don't you oh yes the war of 192 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:32,799 blood i mean rings of l roll a history check i was gonna say do we know what that is i thought 193 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:38,000 maybe 22 20 i just remembered something oh we know everything about the blood wars well 194 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:43,519 mine wasn't i have a real good history bonus so the blood war and pretty much everybody has 195 00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:50,000 knows or has heard of the blood war is the constant fight between devils and demons 196 00:20:50,879 --> 00:20:57,119 between the abyss and the nine hells there's a oftentimes breaking points between them and 197 00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:03,200 they fight each other back in hopes that the other doesn't take over and then break 198 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:08,799 through to rule the world so he says yes i think i was it was a hired hand in the 199 00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:12,960 great blood war and i was on the devil's side to prevent those horrid demons from 200 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:20,240 coming out of the abyss and wrecking shit for everyone i mean so you're from the nine hells 201 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:26,480 i mean i stayed there for a little while yes yes i mean you realize we think demons and 202 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:34,159 devils are both bad news right yes i would understand why but you should know that 203 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:44,720 the the fight between the two oftentimes you want the more lawful and organized evils in charge of 204 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:53,360 the the under realms such as the abyss and the nine hells demons they're terrible creatures 205 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:58,080 terrible they just they just want to murder everything whereas devils there's a little more 206 00:21:58,079 --> 00:22:05,279 give and take so what you're saying is you're not going to let me out then i mean it really 207 00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:12,480 doesn't seem like we should please don't feel like i want to like i want to find my owl but 208 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:20,319 good gravy you haven't really given us any kind of no you actually lied to us to try to trick 209 00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:26,240 us into letting you fly which makes us want to do it even less he couldn't just perhaps just 210 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:34,079 with one foot just push the salt a little to the just a little to break it like maybe someone 211 00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:40,880 might sneeze by accident is that what you're kind of thinking maybe you small goblin you 212 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:46,480 could do it fuck off dude i ain't doing that shit all right i mean you heard the lady do 213 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:55,839 you have a good reason other than you want us to other than wanting my freedom back going home 214 00:22:55,839 --> 00:23:05,919 to my eleven thousand children of elemental form no no good reasons so you're just gonna go 215 00:23:05,919 --> 00:23:12,959 back to hell all right see you later i bid i bid you adieu fair fair adventurers 216 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:22,000 in hopes that someday i too shall be free listen we have a lot on our play right now 217 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:28,079 maybe after we stop the rise of Tiamat we'll come back and let you out and then we can battle it 218 00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:35,839 out and devils versus demons versus the human and other humanoid races another time do you 219 00:23:35,839 --> 00:23:42,319 mean it yes i mean really you guys would do that for me okay is she actually telling the 220 00:23:42,319 --> 00:23:48,799 truth or is she trying to deceive him i mean it doesn't really matter but okay well just 221 00:23:48,799 --> 00:24:00,240 throw me a deception oh um 20 you you would do that for for me to razz for sure t baby we got 222 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:06,879 you oh that is the kindest thing anybody has said to me i don't believe it worth fucking salt 223 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:14,159 but um all right always salt with this guy salt salt salt always salt it is my weakness as it 224 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:19,680 turns out well till next time good friends i'm sure i will find some other poor soul to 225 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:26,960 to trick into uh letting me free but it won't be you today not not today again if you could 226 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:31,680 have come yeah i mean just something but you just i got really latched into the whole 227 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:41,680 oh poor me i'm a poor genie wow maybe less self-deprecation more like future plans okay 228 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:50,400 yeah i like it and like 20 more earnest bribes you can follow through on not wishes that you 229 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:56,880 clearly came to jay what if we'd asked for a test that seems like a i just i'm not sure 230 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:01,680 about your logic you seem intelligent you do i do i do have this voice um i mean i did tell 231 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,920 you that my powers were taken away by the salt so i mean that would have caught your test 232 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:09,840 in a little bit of a loophole for a little while but it doesn't but we kind of figured 233 00:25:09,839 --> 00:25:16,639 out that your powers still exist if i had known you were such high level adventurers i wouldn't 234 00:25:16,639 --> 00:25:24,079 have stood i wouldn't have worried about that all right well it's been nice knowing you 235 00:25:24,079 --> 00:25:27,759 i mean once you want to carry on this conversation for a little while you seem to just want to 236 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:32,559 leave me here but you're just hanging around in the doorway i mean i do have one question 237 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:41,200 oh yes how do you play chess by yourself i mean you sit in in one large seat and he sits down 238 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:49,119 in one large seat squeaking leather and then you make a move oh yes and then you stand up 239 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:55,919 and you slowly walk to the other side yeah but i mean uh t-baby as uh thea calls you there 240 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:03,920 i just you already know your own moves so isn't this just the most pointless thing in the world 241 00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:12,720 welcome to my own personal hell good sir flint i i dig inside my bag and i find a deck of cards 242 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:20,560 and i throw a deck of cards carefully over the salt not breaking or there's no wind 243 00:26:20,639 --> 00:26:28,000 there's a breeze to bother the salt but i throw a deck of cards into his salty prison 244 00:26:28,639 --> 00:26:36,079 and he picks them up what am i to do with these you you play with them you can play some 245 00:26:36,079 --> 00:26:41,679 solitaire how do you play solitaire well actually if you look at the front card 246 00:26:41,679 --> 00:26:46,079 it explains the rules of solitaire it's a solitaire specific deck of cards and 247 00:26:46,079 --> 00:26:51,599 poker but you can't play poker with with just a singular person it seems you have given me 248 00:26:51,599 --> 00:26:57,919 another hell to endure it's better than free sell though if i ever get out of here i will 249 00:26:57,919 --> 00:27:05,759 be someone you will rule to your death unless we come in yeah i mean we said unless you come 250 00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:12,639 and help me out yes i was just you know tomato tomato no that's not me to your death 251 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:20,240 or release me and we will be friends forever and i mean terese we got a real big like 252 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:25,360 demon dragon queen to worry about so we're probably gonna be dead before that ever shows 253 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:32,640 up anyway so what did i tell you those demons they are just the shits i mean you heard it 254 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:37,040 here first you know what if we need your help maybe we'll come back and let you out oh so 255 00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:44,079 when you need me when we need you we'll let you out do you not want us to let you out if we need 256 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:50,879 you no i'd love you to let me out right now i mean i can help how i have this big sword 257 00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:58,879 oh god never mind guys i have the strength of a thousand men what kind of men children men you 258 00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:05,519 don't even know guys we are wasting time i we are wasting time this is let's get the 259 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:12,480 fuck out of here it was nice to meet you ah pleasure to meet you dear thira it's thea 260 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:20,400 that's what i said i turn and i leave i'm not no more lara that is flamey kens you have a lovely 261 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:28,559 day dragon too yes dragon you i yell from the hall i'm like come on we're coming we're coming 262 00:28:29,519 --> 00:28:35,440 this guy rook to queen six four i don't know if that's a move but that's what i'm doing 263 00:28:36,399 --> 00:28:38,399 i actually don't even know how to play chess 264 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,039 horsey man to the pointy guy 265 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:51,599 tallest one tiny people protecting the big ones 266 00:28:52,320 --> 00:29:00,880 hey there i'm your dungeon master Russ More thanks for joining us for episode 58 of 267 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:06,080 Dumbgeons and Dragons where are my manners thanks for another awesome week of sharing 268 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:10,080 and talking about the show we had a bunch of new amazing reviews on apple podcasts that 269 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:15,280 just made us all feel warm and fuzzy on the inside so thank you keep sharing us with your 270 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:19,840 friends and 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endless infinite space or the hourglass room or the closet or back to terrasse 296 00:31:21,199 --> 00:31:24,879 it's an endless infinite space just like that from where we came yeah it's the 297 00:31:24,879 --> 00:31:30,079 pathways over the stars and stuff yeah can we can we get back up through that staircase that 298 00:31:30,079 --> 00:31:34,639 we came down into the room that had infinite space because there was another exit i just made 299 00:31:34,639 --> 00:31:39,599 a split decision to go down the stairs oh yes yes there was there was one at the top of 300 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,360 the stairs let's do that yeah okay get out of the terrasse voice 301 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:52,400 yes yes yes basically the only way to go from here is back over the the rainbow bridge 302 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:57,280 yeah um what no and well yeah that's right because we have to dodge all the 303 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:03,120 fucking meteors yep yep um and then it goes back up the stairs and then there was the 304 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:08,080 room with the elementals with the uh hallway that took you back to where there was the 305 00:32:08,639 --> 00:32:15,599 teleportation circle and then there was another door that flint split decision following the 306 00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:21,759 bloody footsteps down and across the rainbow road bridge yeah right so you head back out 307 00:32:21,759 --> 00:32:26,159 and you see the stars and everything around you and there's comets zipping by 308 00:32:33,199 --> 00:32:36,639 and you make it back across into the top of the stairs and you see 309 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:43,280 into the room and the elementals are frozen in place where they were you last left them as you 310 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:50,960 ran from the room and then to your right now is a a narrow hallway sorry a 10-foot hallway 311 00:32:51,759 --> 00:32:56,960 that leads into another chamber all right i'll be i'll be first we'll head down that hallway 312 00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:03,680 you head down the hallway and into it looks like a study there's a large simple desk with 313 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:10,240 several ink pots quill pens and a single chair that occupy the center of this otherwise 314 00:33:11,039 --> 00:33:15,120 empty room see it's time to shine yeah can i make a perception check 315 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:23,279 yes uh tom roll me a straight d20 you make a perception check okay i got a 14 316 00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:31,840 15 you find yourselves looking at the the desk and you see writings for uh for different 317 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:39,520 spell books perhaps from xanthel himself the ink pots are all dried up and that's uh that's all 318 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:46,080 you see there quill pens they are they are exquisitely fashioned still look usable i take 319 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:51,600 some of the quill pens sure you have three quill pens and what else do we see in this 320 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:58,640 room other than the desk just like books and stuff is there any other exits uh no other 321 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:05,040 exits it is a sealed room and no no other books any of the papers look interesting you said that 322 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:10,240 they were for maybe spells yeah can we do like an investigation check see if maybe we see the 323 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:16,800 name taraz written on anything um super interested about this trans guy yeah you look 324 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:23,039 through and um there there's like scrawled notes that have been scratched out um it 325 00:34:23,039 --> 00:34:28,880 looks like perhaps a lot of what was there was taken and this was just his writing room 326 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:34,159 so it's quite literally it's just an empty room with some papers some scrolled and scratched 327 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:41,119 out notes uh no no mention of taraz anything on the walls that would indicate maybe like a 328 00:34:41,119 --> 00:34:51,119 secret passage like any sconces yeah uh no bare walls damn no sconces bricks that i could 329 00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:57,119 tap harry potter style different colored bricks yeah to get into the diagon alley roll an investigation 330 00:34:57,119 --> 00:35:02,480 oh my god it was a crit fail nothing looks too i'm just tapping on the wall like an 331 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:08,319 asshole you guys are like um yeah nothing nothing looks like it would uh move it is 332 00:35:08,319 --> 00:35:15,599 an otherwise empty room with a single chair table no more pens anymore uh and papers and 333 00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:20,000 dried up ink hey guys what's our what's our plan here why don't we just teleport back 334 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:25,679 to the entrance and see if we can find guacamole there we have the mask is candor's dead 335 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,440 taraz is a bit of a dick let's get out of here do you hear from down the hall 336 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,920 i'm not a dick he's like down four hallways and through like the fucking rainbow bridge but 337 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:40,480 an elemental is staring is amazing mind your own fucking business i will murder you good 338 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:45,920 friend not if i murder you first okay let's go you guys yeah that seems like a good call 339 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:52,240 all right so back and you're at the doorway to the uh the we'll call it the elemental chamber 340 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:59,760 and they're frozen they as when you first entered this area uh they appear frozen in place 341 00:36:00,639 --> 00:36:06,960 okay frozen in place not like frozen not frozen just like not moving right like when you 342 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:13,200 immobilized immobilized okay how far is it from the entrance that we're going to be coming 343 00:36:13,199 --> 00:36:21,439 in into the other exit it is 10 feet and there is one earth elemental that you would have to pass 344 00:36:21,439 --> 00:36:29,199 by that would be in vicinity okay so if i were to engage this earth elemental while everyone 345 00:36:29,199 --> 00:36:36,480 ran past me would that be a doable option for people you're going to need to roll initiative 346 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:43,119 but yeah you could just like ready it too but if it attacks you're ready to attack it if it 347 00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:47,119 attacks then you right then you fight it you don't have to just stand yeah but i'm assuming 348 00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:51,920 as soon as we cross the threshold of the room it will come alive oh i'm sure you're right 349 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,920 this seems very likely that's how it happened when you first entered the room yeah yeah 350 00:36:56,639 --> 00:37:01,840 they're they're not different if you if you avoid them once you're good to go 351 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:08,640 that's it yeah okay so last time we came in this room these things sprung to life there's one 352 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:14,800 that's kind of in the way so i think i'll engage it in combat and hopefully everyone can 353 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:20,480 run past and then i will disengage and follow suit everybody down with the plan down like a 354 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:27,680 clown man let's run for our lives all right let's do it everybody roll initiative new laura 355 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:33,679 i'll take the one furthest away you take the closest one and then somehow we'll try and 356 00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:39,039 you know keep them busy while everyone runs past sounds like a good plan all right let's go 357 00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:46,159 all right flint you're up first okay i do like a big old like video game combo style move 358 00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:52,079 where i have like a big side uh swipe sort of thing followed by an upper cut and then 359 00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:58,559 like a big thrust with my axe because there's a bit shiny shiny bit on the end there sliding 360 00:37:58,559 --> 00:38:04,880 into the room with sweet style you connect with the earth elemental with three solid hits as it 361 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:12,799 starts to come to life and pieces of it are flying off new laura well i mean i i just get 362 00:38:12,799 --> 00:38:19,519 that one hit so it's not so amazing but i guess i'm using dragon slayer so i'm just 363 00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:29,519 gonna come and kind of you know slice into its left side you slice true as the earth elemental 364 00:38:29,519 --> 00:38:34,000 is turning towards flint as he was the first one taking out a big chunk of its middle and 365 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:39,440 it swings back and you dodge and lose your bAlydince on your second swing which is why it 366 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:47,280 misses donnie uh okay donnie's gonna try and see if he can get his breath back and he did 367 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:54,560 breathe fire at an elemental donnie flies in behind you and connects he hits both of the earth 368 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:59,600 elementals that despite not being really anything that can set fire maybe there's 369 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:07,600 like some twigs and stuff in with them that set ablaze and uh they take a step back one 370 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:13,680 of the earth elementals swings at flint the one that he was fighting with so as it takes 371 00:39:13,679 --> 00:39:21,039 this huge cone blast of fire it swings down and crushes into your armor with one of the 372 00:39:21,039 --> 00:39:28,480 thaddeus in the commotion begins to run forth and he makes it up the hallway as the earth 373 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:34,399 elemental crashes into the wall behind him and is now standing between the two doorways 374 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:40,799 the earth elemental that new laura is fighting swings two huge crushing blows but 375 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:48,160 misses and hits the ground on both sides of you as you dodge out of the way flamey kens as the 376 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:55,760 fire elemental kind of hits the wall and swirls there is a brief opening and she leaps through 377 00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:05,280 it and manages to get up and into the hallway as well via via runs forward and wild shapes 378 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:12,880 into a winter wolf again you follow quickly behind flamey kens but the opening closes 379 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:21,360 a little bit and you get singed but you make it to the hallway back to flint i will disengage 380 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:27,840 and make a break for it yeah um you have a clear shot to the hallway you run quickly up 381 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:34,720 you laura uh i'm gonna try and do the same thing okay donnie's doing the same thing 382 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:41,120 yeah you both disengage and follow quickly behind flint as the wall of flame 383 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:48,400 closes quickly behind you and you are all up the hallway into the teleport chamber 384 00:40:50,079 --> 00:40:54,640 i shake off some of my singed fur well that was a close one oh you got singed you 385 00:40:54,639 --> 00:41:01,440 shouldn't have fallen so closely behind me oh i growl at her yeah sorry okay you guys let's go 386 00:41:02,639 --> 00:41:08,400 all right yeah let's do this you all pile into the teleport chamber where do you where what do 387 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:17,920 you push oh the triangle was a sundial um which i'm sure last time we could walk to the exit 388 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:24,480 from there that is correct yeah so the the right triangle you all pile into the 389 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:32,400 teleportation circle and press the right angled triangle and a final wash of the white 390 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:38,720 light and energy courses over you and you find yourselves back in the sundial room 391 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:51,440 um and you begin to hear a terrible sound of villagers screaming a dragon roaring and 392 00:41:51,440 --> 00:42:00,320 lightning bolts tearing through the houses in the city yeah we run toward yeah and i assume 393 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:07,600 all also kind of looking up to see if once we get away from the like portal bullshit of the 394 00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:11,039 sundial area if guacamole is out there yeah 395 00:42:13,839 --> 00:42:20,960 you run towards the city and you exit and there is the brief reprieve of a 396 00:42:21,599 --> 00:42:28,960 lovely sculpted garden but then mayhem behind as you look up and you see a large blue dragon 397 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:34,799 and three red dragons swooping and burning up the city you see smoldering off in the 398 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:43,200 distance the wreckage of the airship and Nulara and thea you look up and you see 399 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:51,920 the blue dragon and you get a closer look and this blue dragon is lenathan the dragon you 400 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:59,760 remember fighting in greenest a long long time ago oh wow that's way back and then you look 401 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:05,040 off to the south and you see a red dragon swooping and you hear 402 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:14,480 a call and you see guacamole swoop towards the dragon's face and dig her claws 403 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:31,199 into its open eye that's my girl yeah hashtag family guac 404 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,880 you got food stuck in your mouth do you need a do you need some floss floss break 405 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,480 floss break you're just gonna make some awkward mouth noises perfect tasley's 406 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:49,680 not making them so somebody asked you everyone loves to listen to that oh people do love mouth 407 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:55,039 noises on podcasts in their earbuds yeah it's a it's a whole asmr thing that we're so we're 408 00:43:55,039 --> 00:44:00,559 now we're murder and asmr oh man we're gonna be rich you guys the m in asmr stands for 409 00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:19,360 murder oh yeah a sound murder i mean you guys are joking but i'm gonna leave that in there 410 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,519 is someone's cell phone going off i can hear someone's cell phone yeah okay can you hear 411 00:44:23,519 --> 00:44:28,000 that too yeah okay good i thought it was my computer breaking because i'm in an isolated 412 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,400 cabin in the middle of the woods legitimately i've never seen a horror movie that starts that way 413 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:37,440 please don't get murdered oh my god there's two dogs here they'll protect me or at least they'll 414 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:42,079 bark so people think they're intimidating good enough hopefully fingers crossed i think carl is 415 00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:45,280 the one who spends the most time in the woods because we've had this conversation on 416 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:50,079 a previous podcast when you were at a cabin in the woods yeah oh yeah that was a different 417 00:44:50,079 --> 00:44:54,559 one that was more like near the beach this one's near a river so that one was more 418 00:44:54,719 --> 00:45:01,599 likely to be murdered this one i'm like yeah house sitting it's less like a vacation 419 00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:07,199 the end of carla's long list of favors for other people right it's true no more favors 420 00:45:07,199 --> 00:45:13,360 no more favors 2019 no more favors oh good that means there's still time in 2018 perfect 421 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:20,320 yeah there's a few months left guys i really i don't know if this might be the only way to 422 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:26,400 get guacamole back you didn't insight i know okay i'm i i had previously just said i want to 423 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:30,080 wish for guacamole and now i'm telling them sorry i think this might be i thought you were 424 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:36,320 leading the insight no and i know that wasn't me and like as a as a character i think flint 425 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:42,320 really would like her to get guacamole back so maybe he won't tell her this information if 426 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,120 there's a chance that we can get this owl back like maybe we should take it 427 00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:51,839 it okay so sorry i'm sorry take off again i'm sorry you sorry just edit character you know 428 00:45:51,839 --> 00:45:56,239 he's lying and you're well i know something i know something's weird but like if there's a 429 00:45:56,239 --> 00:46:00,880 chance that we can like hoodwink this guy into getting your fucking owl back maybe we should 430 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:06,799 take it out told you elementals don't cast wishes i was gonna go in there and wish for my 431 00:46:06,799 --> 00:46:13,119 owl back okay i won't say anymore words edit it doesn't make any difference that's true take 432 00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:24,400 all the time you need guys have you ever heard the alphabet sung like that before 433 00:46:27,039 --> 00:46:33,359 it's quite majestic um i was i was often oh goodness all of a sudden i can't hear you 434 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:43,440 yeah we can hear you yes thumbs up we can hear carla can you not yet no you can't hear us 435 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:52,880 should you try leaving skype and coming back into skype she can't hear you can't hear you 436 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,160 right 437 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:13,760 like you know she can't hear you do you rush towards it or do you go back 438 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,160 well Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons production